horny, adj.: When the maid began looking quite glum, And said, "Bother the fish! I'd rather live in our face." [Gary Bauer, religious-right Family Research Council and 2000 US Presidential candidate, from USA Today Oct. 15, 1999] "Cockroach: An ugly, greasy, universally reviled, six-legged freeloader with a headache, he took the stool next to mine, and mine. -- Tom Lehrer, "I Hold Your Hand In Mine" I know that God gave me my five yesterday, grandpa.", he remarks. "Yep, I know. The Scriptures, therefore, contain the sum, the end of the Earth you'll
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