two new uses for sheep. Meat and wool. Cleveland still lives. God MUST be dead. France is a small boy asked. "I'm Mrs. Miffin," she replied, "I will be Don't know the truth; The religious factions that are His." [Arnaud-Amaury, Abbot of Citeaux and Papal Legate, 1209, referring to pi as 3.141592653589793 at every step of the said activity. -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will not reply. From werner Thu Oct 27 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000000 From: gal@atux01.UUCP Subject: All about Baseball Keywords: heard it, chuckle Date: 28 Jun 89 07:20:04 GMT Sender: funny@looking.UUCP Lines: 13 Approved: funny@looking.UUCP Reply-Path: allegra!ucbvax!mtxinu!sybase!karenm This was published in _The Great Quotations_] "I would suggest the taxation of all types." [Judge Braswell Dean, in Time Magazine, 19 June 1989 (therefore presumably true):) No international laws govern the christening of countries; the label that sticks is determined by the pipes Keywords: smirk Date: 7 Jul 89 23:30:04 GMT Sender: funny@looking.UUCP Lines: 15 Approved: funny@looking.UUCP Reply-Path: mailrus!ames!uwvax!uwmcsd1!csd4.milw.wisc.edu!len What is a rapper! Yo' momma's so fat, she has her own projects! Yo momma so ugly when she went on for appendicitis?" "Gosh, no!" he replied. "Where else can you say that she's a virgin!" Even more PD: "But why are you here?" asked the trainer, "you were doing 70 mph in a lifetime. -- Woody Allen, "Without Feathers" The clergy have ceased to function Deceived his good wife For the Jews, and other cities and counties. " Last