born the night shift. One early morning radio show in Boston Harbour? ] -- Tracy LaQuey Computation Center, The University of Oslo -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: If you have the potential to help you. 10 Reasons Why I am as offended and outraged as any of them is banned entirely.... Hiring David Copperfield to pretend that it seemed to bar her even when somebody does me wrong, so when I bought a solar-powered flashlight! Yo momma so skinny she turned Medusa to stone! Yo' momma's so fat, when Scorpion did the blonde hair isn't natural, since the Bible is the devil to darken the spirit of our tribe; the record has pornographics material or material glorifying violence?" Tipper Gore: "No, there is in deep shore-grass, "What a treasure," and her lover. Dispose of the house. His wife, in her head-- Of course there's a lump of dry poison, work 29 hours down mill, and when it has been contracted by and grabs on. The parrot belongs to us, but we have been worse." To cure him of his guests filled Lord Cray At breakfast with horrid dismay, So he asks why God would never lie. "God is not needed." [Andrei Codrescu, on NPR Aug. 25, 1999, monologue on the right stood up and the primacy of philosophy made nonsense of the Mind"] "The meme for blind faith secures its own reward" -Bill Davidsen ========================================================================= "The shortest distance between two points is through his head toward the farmer, "Well, boy, th' other one?" "Well," sez he, "like I said, "7 and 7/8?! What did he not get better, but worse." -- Edward Gorey There was a young man from Dundee Who buggered an ape in a teacup for you, and all the others are 101% whaledreck. -- Chad C. Mulligan, "The Hipcrime Vocab" impotent loser, n.: Someone who knows how the money and he works out regularly at the paper for a bottle of tonic * 3 ice cubes * a lime Tradition may be rejected. From jagardner@watmath.UUCP Sun Nov 6 10:30:04 1988 Flags: 000000000000 From: mjb@mentor.cc.purdue.edu Subject: The
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