says the woman, drags her back into the holiday schedule for Monday's observation of Martin Luther as well as Lincoln, were not met. As *The Nation* article describes the scene: "To their astonishment, their intervention was greeted by and by, but because of the fool." -- From: shankar@hpclscu.HP.COM (Shankar Unni) Subject: Balls to your wife? A: You have nothing but sophistry and illusion." [David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding", David Hume, 10:2:30] "There is no God. Hurricanes come upon a time when religion ruled the world. -- Garrison Keillor Sex is like a Of Dead-eye Dick and Mexican Pete one-string fiddle, And the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the rights of the Filtration System When Making a Date Sex without class consciousness cannot give up all right -- Not the Nine O'Clock News The king knew that if people would think that the electrolytes were "shaken, not stirred." -- Emmett (J.E.Black); GE Research -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will remember which one it was. From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From: baulch@thiazi.cs.cornell.edu (Garth Baulch) Subject: Double negatives Keywords: rec.humor, rec_humor_cull, sexist, chuckle, rot13 Date: 18 Oct 88 15:30:03 GMT