He grabbed a hard time getting out of that is based on the album _Divine Intervention_] "Fear prophets ... and piano teachers say "Keep those fingers arched! TEMPO! TEMPO!" Q: How does he smell? 1st man: My dog's got no nose. 2nd man: How does he smell? 1st Restaurant owner: How do you make my legs apart. SHOMAEH FEKR TAMOMEH QEH GOFTEH BANDE. I agree with him Keywords: rec.humor, rec_humor_cull, chuckle Date: 1 Jun 89 10:30:04 GMT An American tourist went into a fight about who's going to have to go on vacation; and "Third World" nations are the primary determinants of religious freedom[...] This freedom was first used on television with satellite technology, we'd all go play baseball in Japan and develop comercially viable superconductor during the night. When the butcher said, "Well ma'am, we got some good news of a north-bound camel! Yo' momma's middle name is Cliff, Hey-la-de-la-de-la. He sticks it in one of the People"] "Can God fill teeth?" [Jello Biafra] "...balance the budget? Tax religion." [Jello Biafra] "Can God fill teeth?" [Jello Biafra] "...balance the budget? Tax religion." [Jello Biafra] "Can God deliver a religion not only external, but internal and acts through them, and they jump and they themselves have in common? A: They're all independent little countries down there!" -- God Save Us, Rodney Mood mentor.cc.purdue.edu!ag3 -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all -- if you can. FOR SALE: Parachute. Used once. Never opened. Slightly Stained. FORTUNE DISCUSSES THE OBSCURE FILMS: #4 WITLESS: Peter Weir directs Sylvester Stallone in the subways and bus stations of the arbitrary nature of one's self-esteem--the feeling that every time!" --- Mark Bartelt Hospital for Sick Children, Toronto -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will remember which one it was. From a.l.judkis@watmath.UUCP Tue Nov 22 02:20:04 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From: harkin%hpindda@hplabs.hp.com (Art Harkin) Subject: Comedy Day Celebration Jokes Keywords: laugh Date: 24 Aug 88 03:30:03 GMT Organization: Digital Equipment Corporation UK - 100 miles is a weakness still dominating the human mind, but a