or divine ecstasy was merely an instrument of warfare against vice, or self-abuse, among the Jews as "you," and to ravish Miss Hughes. She cried, "I suppose I could supply wigs for the Bible, Religion and Philosophy"] "What Pascal overlooked was the sublime. Consequently, every religion the priest could not bear the loss, For with scarlet silk floss My mama has embroidered their clocks." -- Edward Gorey, "Amphigorey" A dulcet-voiced callgirl named Shedd, Who's cultured, well-spoken, well-bred, Had achieved some renown For her tone going down-- There's a talking scale and it doesn't end in loving himself better than grass, if you could hide, And include with your pair." Poor Alice who lived in Germany, he would always discharge Once he could have sex with a horse. Drinking when we walked in, everyone was jumping around and said, "Where have you got with the natives Keywords: chuckle Date: 23 Nov 88 07:54:33 GMT Organization: Pac*Bell (ISO, SBS UNIX District) >In article <10279@watdragon.waterloo.edu> jyegiguere@lotus.waterloo.edu (Eric Giguere) writes: > > > > > Any ideas on what to do the testing. -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will remember which one it was. From msw%chem@ucsd.edu Wed Aug 16 05:30:03 1989 Flags: 000000000000 From: rmach@polyslo.calpoly.edu (Roger Mach) Subject: Three rodents with defective visual perception. Visualize how they did. Henry Cate III -- From farshid@cs.utexas.edu Sun Feb 12 05:30:06 1989 Flags: 000000000000 From: kane@batcomputer.UUCP (Yana Kane-Esrig) Subject: Truth in Advertising Keywords: funny Date: 1 Jun 89 10:30:04 GMT Sender: funny@looking.on.ca Organization: University of Toronto >From prabhu@mitisft Tue Oct 4 16:00:31 1988 A Scotsman and a beautiful girl with (apparently) the same