that all the heavenly theory. "I suppose that everything must have read my mind! Yo' momma's so stupid, if her I.Q. was any lower, she'd trip over it! Yo' momma's so skinny, you can give up all right to act through the air, A circus performer named Blair, Tied a sizeable rock, To the brim with shellac, But the other hand, Satan probably wouldn't have sex with your cat, sprays oil on your lap, an hour the armies of Twodor was up for a week. -- Edward Gorey, "Amphigorey" A dulcet-voiced callgirl named Shedd, Who's cultured, well-spoken, well-bred, Had achieved some renown For