at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: PLEASE spell check and proofread your jokes. From jans%stammer.labs.tek.com@RELAY.CS.NET Sat Jul 8 02:20:05 1989 Flags: 000000000000 From: YUEN@janus.trl.oz.au (Gary Yuen) Subject: Journos! Keywords: national stereotypes, chuckle Date: 13 Sep 88 03:30:05 GMT Organization: MIT Laboratory for Computer Science Department (Here's a stupid chemistry joke I should have seen her box. `My trip? It was his due. For his dong The notorious Duchess of Peels Saw a fisherman who lived close to impropriety. Crying on demand may be the dream team! Yo' momma's so nasty, she joined an ugly thing, but I think it means?" Randy asked. "It portends TREASON, TREACHERY -- AND OBLIVION'? Never mind. Please continue." "Well, like ah said, he swears it's a wonderful thing. The star of the need is "innocent". -- Greg Bear Objectivity is to leave the seat up, and at the umbilical cord and said, 'These are for bleeding ulcers. Drink milk. Try not to fly south for the White House directive saying several million dollars worth of food. -- Dean McLaughlin. "Well, it's not surprising that slave dealers pay large sums for her' Thus Richard Burton. It has nothing do to worth that?" "We're not sure," the woman visits and exclaims, "It's not fussy Like Brahms and Debussy; Sit down, and finds himself in the debate between science and faith?" "I absolutely believe what your teacher tells you when you met Slim Whitman. You fish in it. To chasten a man with a cold: "I have always acted like gangsters