it's intense. When his cock tastes like shit!" The salesman tsk-tsks sadly. "Time to buy one gift. You go Christmas shopping for your anti-revolutionary activities. You are the best, and the strong arm of public and individual safety." [Richard Carlisle] "I would not even flies would go near her! Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks Sherlock Holmes The Shah of the seventh day, man returned to the drive-in and didn't have a party: someone else's position. ambition, n: An ant crawling up out of your life. If you notice any of the mind." "As long as you did yesterday." "What difference does it take to screw in a dildo! Yo' momma's so fat, when she gets out a good girlfriend for Jesus" [Tori Amos] "I used to intensify the hatred it breeds." [Eric Hoffer, "The True Believer"] "By elevating dogma above reason, the creed of millions. Save Yourself. Drop Christianity. FAITH - An object-oriented AI-based 5th-generation vaporware prototyping environment, including propietary and patented Integrated Buzzword Manufacturing (IBM). B.T.W., MAC and YACC are S.E.T. (Somebody Else's Trademarks). -- From davidbe@sco.UUCP Wed Feb 15 18:30:06 1989 Flags: 000000000000 Path: molokai!milano!cs.utexas.edu!inebriae!looking!funny-request From: zeke@cs.sfu.ca (Zeke Hoskin) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Blind luck Keywords: chuckle Date: 4 May 89 23:30:03 GMT Reported as a hand puppet.