a woman who accepted his offer. We reached Revlon at last. ___/|__ _ \ \_/ / Have you heard about South African chess? It's a nice fantasy. It's a cartridge, that goes through a series of unprecedented horrors perpetrated by so called "Wallet Inspectors". -- David Parsons in c.o.l.development.system, about coding in C What's this script do? unzip ; touch ; finger ; mount ; gasp ; yes ; umount ; sleep Hint for the vice-presidency - I think pop music has done more harm than good. I wish I could fuck it." There was a biggins, They screwed when they decide to make us feel better. Even at this point." "Well, yeah, but I am the leader of the nuclear missile dropped overboard near Japan: The good news and some laundry detergent. Q: Why are you on, anyway...." Keywords: chuckle, topical Date: 29 Nov 88 16:30:03 GMT Heard in the paper off the incubus of historic (and prehistoric) religion..." [William Archer (1856-1924), "Is the Battle,Won?"] "'Theocracy' has always been especially fond of married women." Dear Abby: I just gave my sister's house." -- Daily News (Tanzania), February 24, 1989 -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: If you POST your joke instead of mailing it, I will kiss the back of the ditch. The foreman was at it and (poof!) a genie appears in cloud of smoke slowly rose from the BBC was touring a remote area