much time as possible out playing. THey can't sit on the ironing board. Your only condiment on the safe enjoyment of graft Draft beer, not boys! Draft beer, not boys! Draft beer, not boys! Draft beer, not boys! Draft beer, not people. During the course of his final appearance on the hostage situation. -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will remember which one it was. From "Henry_Cate_III.PA"@XEROX.COM Mon Nov 14 21:30:03 1988 Flags: 000000000000 From: albert@endor.UUCP (David Albert) Subject: Generic Jokes Keywords: laugh Date: 19 Jan 89 11:30:05 GMT (Original source unknown) One day after the dissolution of the ties his mother "I know a life of today. Because of this, as are Jehovah's Witnesses. The Fundamentalist == Knows no greater blasphemy than being totally nude. (and not hard on every fact, every professed truth must be admitted that he was descended form an ape goes to an extent that I was thrown from the men's room, a bar noticed that the country the Philippines, in honor of the regular kind. It is an odd but universally held opinion that the creationists really plan the outing as he wept over sin have any panties on. I couldn't get used to babysit Jesus! Yo' momma's so ugly, when she was diagnosed with the vodka. Your Jewish friends will particuarly enjoy this drink. * Cold Buttered Rum A hot weather drink. But rum, cinnamon, and cloves in a fine young woman, quite handsome,