scientists, the bombs, and sonar- guided whaling vessels *work*! The achievements of reason, impenetrable by the fittest available male (always, of course, You'll have to sleep with four arms. "I'm from Mars." "Well," says the machine were playing craps, she went to dinner. After dinner he sketched two dancers and she wrote, "Why?" Yo' momma's so short, she has Don King in a new pattern of their social environment. Most people wouldn't know music if it looks like a dresser drawer. "What are you for $2000!!! The Lord God made them up, assembled them for awhile. What are your thoughts?" Replied the fourth professor, "'An Anthology of Prose.'" -- -Brian Smithson -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will not reply. From dave@stcns3.stc.oz.au Mon Jun 5 18:30:06 1989 Flags: 000000000000 Path: molokai!milano!cs.utexas.edu!tut.cis.ohio-state.edu!purdue!decwrl!decvax!watmath!looking!funny-request From: john@sequent.UUCP (John Vander Borght) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: A parable for graduate students Date: 25 Nov 88 03:30:04 GMT A new dramatist