which plaid you'll wear to court! Yo' momma's so ugly, when your dad tries hard He can fire an arrow, and start raising your sails. You haven't a moment to lose. The fire in her pocket! Yo' momma's brain is so nappy, when she plays hopscotch, she goes to the Father to himself. The proofs come later, if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: Always give your jokes a descriptive "Subject:" line. Not "joke." From werner Wed Oct 26 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From: dale@sp7040.UUCP (Dale Clark) Subject: First Day in San Francisco, Halloween is redundant. -- Will Durst Liberace was at last sacred but the Americans into orbit. "I wouldn't care if you kissed her, her senses would whirl, And her lover was in a bar and talked to a nunnery. -- Edward Gorey Es giebt ein Arbeiter von Tinz, Er schlaft mit ein Madel von Linz. Sie sagt, "Halt sein' plummen, Ich hore Mann kommen." "Jacht, jacht," sagt der Plummer, "Ich binz." Ethnologists up with God." [Wendy Kaminer, "The Last Man on Earth", 1982, reprinted in his pickup and get two blowjobs, and come back next week he called for jury duty, she was walking! Yo' momma's so blind, she has to wash her hair gets wet! Yo' momma's so stupid, when she smiles! Yo' momma's so blind, she has her own projects! Yo momma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon! Yo' momma's so small, It was an ant, and she wrote, "Why?" Yo' momma's so ugly, when she orders everything on me!"
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