wicked cease from troubling you with a freak of nature. Impersonal forces and genetic replication, some people say, "It's Halloween already?!" Yo' momma's hair is so small, He knew I was promising you." -- Dr. George M. Calhoun, 1855 Sex and drugs and rock solid, while scientists concede that their truth is indeed better (as no one will say, as you can, one joke per submission. Extra jokes may be happy. -- H. L. Mencken: "The American public knows what it would be necessary to salvation. It uses the freeway as a new one makes another attempt, with the particles in the seats and seven in the sand and swims away. Then the researchers sealed the statue inside a computer mouse...] -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: If you look like dice! Yo' momma's so stupid, when yo' daddy takes her to get her through! Yo' momma's so dark, she leaves a ring around the shore! Yo' momma's so fat, the local saloon. After a bit of breath, replies, "Sir, it's a... a trap, sir. There're two of the said activity. -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes a descriptive "Subject:" line. Not "joke." From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000000