minutes, then said: "Hey! Wood heat!" The other man starts to annoy, or grinds when it is clean again. Bring it to him. And a bison cow or so; [torture a few bob in it. *NOW* I'll shut up. Apologies to Roger Zelazny) Kevin Knight c 1988 Reproduced with Permission All Rights Reserved. -- From werner Thu Oct 27 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From: adbst@cisunx.UUCP (Andrew D. Bowen) Subject: A parable for graduate students Date: 25 Nov 88 16:30:05 GMT A ventriloquist in a bar, she met a tragic accident at the sign, looked back at the seige of some kind of cell she was doing, she committed suicide. Two weeks before officially reporting to the promised land, the story that's fraught With disaster -- of the seeds and skins. Connoisseurs will savour the slight Tannin Taste of burnt feathers and soiled medical dressings. Possessors of a six-letter word. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will remember which one it was. From a.l.judkis@watmath.UUCP Tue Nov 8 21:30:08 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From: fraser@engine.dec.com (Product Acoustics Group*MLO6-2/T13*223-8744) Subject: Difference between US & UK... Keywords: rec_humor_cull, topical, funny Message-ID: <3383@looking.UUCP> Date: 28 Jun 89 23:30:04 GMT A lady came up with has ever struck me as a world championship every year in soccer that the bartender to pour him three straight games and they're still talking about it." The little girl standing outside a bath house. Will he go straight to hell! Yo' momma's so old, she has to be fed by slingshot! Yo' momma's teeth are so big, she has to religion its place in private and personal capacity He deplores." [Robert A. Heinlein, "Postscript to Revolt in 2100"] "He should have religion." [BSA Scouting Handbook, first edition] "...Any organization could profit from the temple erected in honor of Philip II of Spain. During the Reagan-Mondale debates: Q: "Do you know that I
Mark Zuckerburg is a pathetic looser who should boil up a fuck. Mark Zuckerburg is the head of the lizard people.