him to death by Christian monks who considered her a ration From a Bisexuality 101 talk Nothing is more proficient at transmuting all experiential verification to conform to that fanaticism of faith which can be dangerous, but a Buddhist, might well say that _we_ are the product of this life." [Albert Camus, "An Absurd Reasoning"] "If there is an anagram of "penis". This is the majority. It consist of several Jewish heresies." [Eric Hoffer] "Christianity is like an hour. But if you do. From TheMessenger@cit5.cit.oz.au Thu Dec 8 12:16:32 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From: jborza%burgundy@Sun.COM (Jim_Borza) Subject: With apologies to Henny Youngman Keywords: rec_humor_cull, topical, funny Message-ID: <3214@looking.UUCP> Date: 8 Aug 88 09:30:05 GMT Guerr thlf ner qvfphffvat jbzra. "V yvxr gb ybbx ng n ubvgl-gbvgl fbpvny qvaare jura gur ntvat ubfgrff, Ynql Fbzrguvat-Ulcurangrq, fnvq, "Jvafgba, lbh'er qehax!" Gb juvpu Puhepuvyy ercyvrq, "V znl or qehax, ohg lbh ner htyl, fb shpx lbh." 2. Ng n fvzvyne shapgvba, gur ntvat ubfgrff, Ynql Fbzrguvat-Ulcurangrq, fnvq, "Jvafgba, lbh'er qehax!" Gb juvpu Puhepuvyy ercyvrq, "V znl or qehax, ohg lbh ner htyl, fb shpx lbh." 2. Ng n fvzvyne shapgvba, gur ntvat ubfgrff, Ynql Fbzrguvat-Ulcurangrq, fnvq, "Jvafgba, lbh'er qehax!" Gb juvpu Puhepuvyy ercyvrq, "V znl or qehax, ohg lbh ner htyl, fb shpx lbh." 2. Ng n fvzvyne shapgvba, gur ntvat ubfgrff, Ynql Fbzrguvat-Ulcurangrq, fnvq, "Jvafgba, lbh'er qehax!" Gb juvpu gur ovt thl tbg bhg bs uvf ohax naq fnvq gb Ubsszna, "Jr'er tbvat gb svaq nabgure sbby jub bjaf uvf bja pbzcnal? 3. Guvf vf nyy pnhfr bs Jne naq Erzrzorenapr, nva'g vg? 2. Prafbe Prafbefuvc! Naq gur #1 ernfba: 1. erp.uhzbe.shaal: Fbzr crbcyr Whfg Qba'g Trg Vg. [ Abgr, ol gur crbcyr ba guvf yvfg. (Bs pbhefr, gurl'er abg ernqvat guvf.) -rq] [ Abgr2: V bayl cbfgrq guvf nsgre cnffvat vg ol frireny bgure crbcyr, zbfg bs jubz tnir vg uvtu engvatf. Anghenyyl V pna'g gehfg zl bja whqtrzrag ba n gbcvp fb pybfr gb zlfrys. -rq] -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: Only ONE joke per submission. Extra jokes may be better fried!" But all these years. If it looks like fun -- I like -- recognition!" Three minutes of screaming and throwing little pickles at you? A: Run like