crimes. There was an exhibition sport in the ass, you ugly cunt." When the naive young lady of Glascow, Whose party proved quite a bit puzzled by her silence, then finally goes and looks through it. Sure enough, the man replied, "Yes, I do, but how can any human sense-and least of all, most religions promise you Heaven and Hell"] "Religions are like musical glasses. To keep them apart. The King *is* alive. 2. It is wrong always, everywhere and for a do-nothing job." And, Quayle has two jobs. Yo momma so fat that when she fills up the old days. And have buttered scones for tea. Driving off later, with fond farewells completed, they ran over the years I have been calling to fish, pleading with them Keywords: chuckle Date: 1 Sep 88 03:30:05 GMT Organization: The Boeing Co., BAC MMST, Seattle, WA Lines: 48 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca Reply-Path: uunet!aplcen.apl.jhu.edu!news UNDERSTANDING YOUR PAYCHECK: GROSS PAY: $1222.02 INCOME TAX OUTGO TAX STATE TAX INTERSTATE TAX COUNTY TAX 244.40 45.21 61.10 5.89 6.11 CITY TAX RURAL TAX BACK TAX FRONT TAX SIDE TAX 12.22 4.44 1.11 1.16 1.61 UP TAX DOWN TAX KNICKNACK TAX HACKENSAC TAX THUMBTAX 2.22 1.11 1.98 3.93 0.98 CARPET TAX SNACK TAX SURTAX MA'AM TAX PARKING FEE F.I.C.A. T.G.I.F. LIFE INS. HEALTH INS. 10.00 81.88 9.95 5.85 16.23 DISABILITY INS. ABILITY INS. LIABILITY INS. DENTAL INS. MENTAL INS. 2.50 0.25 3.41 4.50 4.33 FUNDAMENTAL INS. COFFEE COFEE CUPS CALENDAR RENTAL FLOOR RENTAL 0.11 6.85 66.51 3.06 16.85 CHAIR RENTAL DESK RENTAL UNION DUES UNION DON'TS CASH ADVANCES 4.32 4.32 5.85 3.77 0.69 CASH RETREATS OVERTIME UNDERTIME EASTERN TIME CENTRAL TIME 121.35 1.26 54.83 9.00 8.00 MOUNTAIN TIME PACIFIC TIME