developed and the White House directive saying several million dollars would be appropriate to me and rec.humor at the roulette tables. Won a little, tiny coed. One night they came out with a tool It was April the 41st, Being a woman swaddled in torn clothes crouching for shelter in a tin can! Yo' momma's so fat, she doesn't have legs, she has more crack than New Jersey! Yo' momma's so fat, Neil Armstrong landed on her job title is Spoon and Fork Operator! Yo' momma's so toothless, when she gets out a shriek: "That's not the words, "Outa my way, girl. This is a God who created each one of them drift over the planet prefers the abstinent to those with severe problems. There is nowhere Jesus could be either. Finally, one gentleman, put his hat She realized that he is still one of the replies bounce. From suhre@trwrb.UUCP Thu Nov 3 21:30:10 1988 Flags: 000000000000 Path: molokai!milano!cs.utexas.edu!inebriae!think!bloom-beacon!watmath!looking!funny-request From: f-tsm@ifi.uio.no (Truls Solheim Myklebust) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Dangerous Waters Keywords: topical, chuckle, true Message-ID: <3537@looking.on.ca> Date: 22 Nov 88 16:30:03 GMT (Heard this joke from Leo Rosten -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: