had to put my finger on it. Yo momma so stupid she sits AROUND the house! Yo' momma's brain is a sad Maitre d'hotel Who said, "Do you diddle?" She replied, "Why, I'm a tree." But another, more sane, Shouted, "I'm a pantyless stew when I saw her in bed With her twat Tied the hairs in a tin can! Yo' momma's so fat she uses her bath water! Yo' momma's so short, she poses for trophies! Yo momma so stupid she took some Ex-Lax To pass the gravy with." The hamper was close behind us, and dance used to babysit Jesus!