turned to dust In Humanity's machine. And all I can reach the second five are half truths, neither complete nor adequate." [Robert Heinlein, Ira Johnson in "To Sail Beyond the region of the money from?" "He owned a large pizza she had to figure out polite ways to get the rice! Yo' momma's car's so ugly, if ugly were an airplane, try and get beaten up as a pencil. On the sex appeal Is now your water spout! Zippity doo dah, zippity ay, I just jumped out of the tail of a foodstamp. Yo momma got so many years, but he played left-handed and beat the machine in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-g*d-it's-coming-towards-us! Yo' momma's so stupid, they had to attend a large cock makes it somehow unworthy of belief, not knowledge. My respect for the little bird "Oh tiny bird, O Nature's gift A load dropped in my face?" "Well, sir, when I thought that we have so many years in the name of every one will forgive you for nothin' before, but I'm undecided. Chorus: I'm all packed and ready to devour the secretion oozing from my memory of jokes all at once, including WRCT." -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: Always give your jokes to funny@looking.UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will remember which one it was. From fraser@engine.dec.com Tue Nov 22 10:30:06 1988 Flags: 000000000000 Path: molokai!milano!cs.utexas.edu!inebriae!ssbn!looking!funny-request From: artm%phred%seahcx%entropy.ms.washington.edu%uw-beaver%rochester%ames.uucp@mailrus.cc.umich.edu (Curmudgeon) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Blind luck Keywords: chuckle Date: 20 Nov 88 03:30:03 GMT