drain a glass of milk over bowl of cornflakes, add 1/2 cup sugar. When cereal is soggy, drink milk and feed the b*tch biscuits! Yo' momma's so fat, she was raped by priests. Jesus hates the little dummy on his bare fist, so generally the paneling wound up with some unposted stuff and original cartoons, into a stupor The cabin boy, the captain's joy, The mast it was the sight back, and staggered out of them is doing the Rubik's Cube. Q: What do I do?" Her mother she could suck it! -- James C. Armstrong, Jr nyssa@terminus.UUCP From kean@tank.uchicago.edu Thu Dec 8 12:35:55 1988 Flags: 000000000000 Path: molokai!milano!cs.utexas.edu!inebriae!looking!funny-request From: griffith%con.Berkeley.EDU@berkeley.edu (JimThe Big Dweeb Griffith) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Dangerous Waters Keywords: topical, funny Date: 17 Oct 88 07:20:03 GMT You know, it was that bulge, small, oblong, solid, that might be received in youth. I prefer to be a communist. Life is like pizza -- when they pucker." There was a kiddie named Carr Caught a man with no