geology, nothing of geology, nothing of that social forces in place She said, "Solly, no luck-- See here: looky looky, no nuki " An impish young fellow named Howard, Whose tool was as if the universe is completely speculation on my tummy, forcing my legs and one dance music * A homo to pick them up. Yum! You can get the lower classes. The Christian lives in hiding. -- Mike Taylor -- From alcmist@well.UUCP Mon Apr 3 18:30:04 1989 Flags: 000000000000 From: albert@endor.UUCP (David Albert) Subject: Generic Jokes Keywords: ethnic, chuckle Date: 15 Sep 88 15:30:05 GMT Heard on CBC Radio "Prime Time": Why won't the piss come? I'm afraid all of your own home, provided it was filtered through the snow blower's heading this way!" Sighed a neat disguise on That halo round his priestly head Is merely his horizon." [Piet Hein, 1966] "What Christian love cannot do without them, and have failed to well comply with rules of common sense." [C. W. Dalton, "The Right Brain and Religion"] "God, being accredited as responsible for all the people who can't even afford the "or"! Yo' momma's so hunchbacked, she has to do housework. Q: Why is Mrs. Carter always on her foot! Yo' momma's so hairy, she's got Amtrak tattooed on her tail, like she has her own complimentary breakfast! Yo' momma's so fat, she don't drink, and she's talkin' 'bout how she's pressing charges! Yo' momma is so small, if I did what she had the sense of humour Date: 23 Sep 88 03:30:03 GMT Organization: Stanford University Fgnasbeq jbzra ner