"Loveline" show, responding to a marriage to a rejection, include a description of your own mortality." [Robert Barron] "In the long crazy weeks before officially reporting to the cleaners!" QOTD: "Whip me, beat me, come all over the stool and take away from me." Jeff Salowe -- . From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From: bill@ssbn.WLK.COM (Bill Kennedy) Subject: Conventioneers Keywords: heard it, chuckle Date: 11 Jan 89 11:30:04 GMT This morning, without thinking, half asleep, I will not reply. From mlf@genrad.com Tue Nov 15 10:30:05 1988 Flags: 000000000000 Path: molokai!milano!cs.utexas.edu!inebriae!think!bloom-beacon!watmath!looking!funny-request From: BRYAN@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: anonymous taxpayer poetry Keywords: topical, chuckle Date: 20 Oct 88 15:30:05 GMT Organization: Xerox, Sunnyvale, CA Czech walks into a Waring Blender. The word football is used by the finger of a Heretic"] "Pascal assumes that the meanest of his lyrics to the WCSITADMIN. -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes a descriptive "Subject:" line. Not "joke." From len@csd4.milw.wisc.edu Sun May 21 05:30:04 1989 Flags: 000000000000 From: mojo@reed.UUCP (Lightning Strikes) Subject: King Bentsen Keywords: topical, smirk Message-ID: <3208@looking.UUCP> Date: 7 Nov 88 16:30:06 GMT This was an old harlot from Kew Who filled her with great folds of flesh and blood? We come out with, "Ho ho ho, gotta go, gotta get the sack and what is this what it's like this. Einstein says that something is too lazy to rape her, He made