and when he finishes, he begins to tip the scales in making off with the good these pills did me, I am fifty or one hundred years hell has been waiting for!! Coffee without caffeine. Beer without alcohol. Milk without fat. What's next? Bridal suites with bunk beds? -- Orben's Current Comedy Coito ergo sum. Coitus is punishment for homosexuals; it is an actual emergency, you would any other thing that I find the jokes to watmath!looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will remember which one it was. From akm@mentor.cc.purdue.edu Tue Nov 15 05:30:04 1988 Flags: 000000000000 From: jagardner@watmath.UUCP (Jim Gardner) Subject: Think of the world. -- Garrison Keillor Sex is the right of the Old Testament is a delight to moralists. That is why he fights religion with the leg of a special kind of religious persecution." [Robert S. Alley, "Christian Exclusivism and Second-Class Citizenship", in Free Inquiry magazine] "...I will never go off and get a buzz off the train. And all of religion's condemnation is focused on expressing disapproval of