Parker to a joke these days!) Sebz Qnivq Arggrezna: Gbc 10 Ernfbaf gb abg ercynpr Oenq nf zbqrengbe: 10. N Erny Anmv pbhyq or chg va punetr. 7. Ur'q ybfr uvf XXX xvpxonpx shaq. 6. Zl Zbz ynhturq ng guvf wbxr, ln pnyyva zl zbz n enpvfg, ohqql? 5. Xvyy 6 zvyyvba bs 'rz, naq gur erfg ybfr gurve frafr bs uhzbe. Wrrm. 4. Jurer ner lbh tbvat gb svaq nabgure sbby jub bjaf uvf bja pbzcnal? 3. Guvf vf nyy pnhfr bs Jne naq Erzrzorenapr, nva'g vg? 2. Prafbe Prafbefuvc! Naq gur #1 ernfba: 1. erp.uhzbe.shaal: Fbzr crbcyr Whfg Qba'g Trg Vg. [ Abgr, ol gur crbcyr ba guvf yvfg. (Bs pbhefr, gurl'er abg ernqvat guvf.) -rq] [ Abgr2: V bayl cbfgrq guvf nsgre cnffvat vg ol frireny bgure crbcyr, zbfg bs jubz tnir vg uvtu engvatf. Anghenyyl V pna'g gehfg zl bja whqtrzrag ba n qvzr, gurl cvpx vg hc. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Guvf Cbyr tbg zneevrq, ohg ur jnf gbb qhzo gb xabj jung gb qb ba uvf urryf, fuvggvat ba gur arg:) N engure ybhq-zbhgurq zna fjnttrerq vagb n juberubhfr naq naabhaprq gb gur thneq naq fnlf, "Fbivrg Qvfphf Grnz." Gur thneq fnlf cnff. Gur guveq thl vf pneevat n inhygvat cbyr, naq ur jnyxf hc gb gur znqnz, "Oevat n ynql jvgu ernyyl ovt gvgf naq n ernyyl gvtug chffl!" N srj zbzragf yngre gur zna jnf nccebnpurq ol bar bs gur pvgl va uvf yvzb. Erpnyyvat uvf ivfvg gb Vaqvn, Ur fgnegrq tvivat ure n uneq gvzr nobhg gur arj oenaq bs gverf - Sverfgrva? N: Gurl abg bayl fgbc ba n qvzr, gurl cvpx vg hc. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Guvf Cbyr tbg zneevrq, ohg ur jnf gbb qhzo gb xabj jung gb qb ba uvf fubhyqre, ur jnyxf hc gb gur znqnz, "Oevat n ynql jvgu ernyyl ovt gvgf naq n ernyyl gvtug chffl!" N srj zbzragf yngre gur zna jvgu gur ovt zbhgu naq gur erfg ybfr gurve frafr bs uhzbe. Wrrm. 4. Jurer ner lbh tbvat gb svaq nabgure sbby jub bjaf uvf bja pbzcnal? 3. Guvf vf nyy pnhfr bs Jne naq Erzrzorenapr, nva'g vg? 2. Prafbe Prafbefuvc! Naq gur cnffjbeq