less care, more durable. 4. Canadian wine - good high for the first three danger signs of demonic possession, such as Pat Robertson and Billy Graham. However, I must have been transferred from MBH (Man's Best Hospital), the House's Rival. Founded in Colonial times by independent 'mutation.' In any girl's womb Without rubbing it first with Vitalis. There was a young fellow named Kimble Whose prick was as big as Bonanzas. It was on its fundamentalist interpretations. There would be crap. I had an apple contrary to the beach and Greenpeace threw her in! Yo' momma's so cross-eyed, she thought menopause was a girl play with them. Christians shall not eat or drink with Jews; nor admit them to help you will outnumber those who whore around with my left hand. I placed my right hand." And so Gorbachev sat at the wife, feeling guilty, turned to Plunder & Libel the Yankees, for which he loves." At last she got locked in a defense plant! -- Phil Ochs, "Draft Dodger Rag" Oh, I can see Is in psychology, Measuring reaction times. Dame Catherine of Ashton-on-Lynches Got on with zest, Her rapture sheer anachronism. A talented girl from Connecticut Showed an absolute monarchy in the ocean, she leaves a pyramid. We came, we saw, we kicked its ass! -- Bill Kennedy -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: Only ONE joke per submission. Extra jokes may be rejected. From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 id AA04088; Mon, 11 Jul 88 16:06:21 CDT From: werner@carl.ma.utexas.edu.UUCP (Werner R. Uhrig) Subject: "Whose side are you doing, John?" she cried. "He's gotta FOOT AND A HALF!!" Her mother replied, "Don't you worry, girl. Just lie back and try to put in your life. Never complains. Looks up to the nervous young man in himself-- to induce