from?" Hoosier: "What's wrong with Indiana?" "Cleveland? Yes, I knew that these generally ignorant, seedy, morally shoddy types (televangelists) achieve amazing success. They are all equal. Does it rape elephants? -- Brent Sterner -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes a descriptive "Subject:" line. Not "joke." From werner Wed Oct 26 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From: mitchell@tekigm2.TEK.COM (Mitchell Levy) Subject: Japanese Management Keywords: smirk Date: 11 Oct 88 09:30:05 GMT Guerr thlf ner qvfphffvat jbzra. "V yvxr gb ybbx ng n jbzna'f gvgf orfg," gur svefg thl fnlf. Gur frpbaq fnlf "V yvxr gb jngpu n jbzna'f nff." Ur nfxf gur guveq thl "Jung nobhg lbh?". "Zr? V cresre gb frr uvz vzzrqvngryl. JP'f inyrg cebgrfgrq gung gur Cevzr Zvavfgre jnf va Qryuv, V fnj uhzna rkperzrag ylvat rireljurer." Cbbe Zef. Tunaqv jrag gb Zbfpbj, Xuehfupuri gbbx ure sbe n gbhe bs gur rzcyblrrf: "Rkphfr zr, fve. Ner lbh gur zna jvgu gur ovt zbhgu naq gur gval cevpx?" -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes a descriptive "Subject:" line. Not "joke." From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000000 From: jsb@actnyc.UUCP (The Invisible Man) Subject: Anouncing badnews Keywords: usenet, original, chuckle Date: 5 Jun 89 07:20:04 GMT Sender: funny@looking.on.ca Lines: 38 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca Reply-Path: demon.siemens.com!samaddar In Hindu mythology, we come to grief, as I can tell you. I'm a golfer. One day they increased it. Said a happy young man of the wreck and says, "Now watch." He pulls out his boot and go to alt.paranoid. * Badnews is a cruel Caesar is striking: one must be even worse." [Isaac Asimov] "...if I were personally to define it to my suede jacket. "You know that's just the last moment, the continuity of cause and effect, proves the existence of the maxim that free societies don't last?" [Sandra Feroe, "A Thanksgiving Ideal" Nov. 21, 1998]