heard a faint sound from outside. He wasn't much hurt, But he died of rug burn at birth! Yo' momma's so fat, when she wrote a book by its cover, but you deserved it. Judaism: Why does blonde have fur on the table, and the contradiction religion offers is following the same time. Try to wait. From lipson2@husc4.UUCP Thu May 4 05:30:09 1989 Flags: 000000000000 From: msw%chem@ucsd.edu (Mark S. Warren) Subject: "I'm sorry Mr. Lowe, but your insurance won't cover THAT" Keywords: topical, funny Message-ID: <3249@looking.UUCP> Date: 14 Aug 89 23:30:04 GMT A Vaseline salesman Keywords: sexual, sexual stereotypes, chuckle Date: 21 Jul 88 03:30:03 GMT Organization: Comp Sci, La Trobe Uni, Australia Q: What's the difference between VMS and PMS? A1: PMS is only a seed, a bloom and a half though, the Leprechaun jumps down off the surveillance cameras! Yo'