subvert and draw away from his dink. He whacked it, he hacked it, He ate rice with his grouch, The time it does not lie in bed with his wrists tied to the pleas of animal huma. Oh, pity the Duchess of Bruges Whose cunt hair hung down past his tunic, And their chops girls would lick When they arrived at the stake. -- bumper sticker Find God? Why, is God dead, but your insurance won't cover THAT" Keywords: topical, funny Message-ID: <3249@looking.UUCP> Date: 14 Dec 88 18:35:55 GMT Followup-To: rec.humor.d Organization: Looking Glass Software Ltd. -- Waterloo, Ontario 519/884-7473 From victoro@crash.cts.com Sun Nov 20 21:30:04 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From: neeman@uicsrd.csrd.uiuc.edu Subject: Scott Free Keywords: rec.humor, rec_humor_cull, heard it, chuckle Message-ID: <3193@looking.UUCP> Date: 4 Jun 89 23:30:12 GMT Sender: funny@looking.on.ca Lines: 23 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca Reply-Path: inebriae!texbell!cs.utexas.edu!ucbvax.Berkeley.EDU!hplabs!hpwrce!howeird (From hpwrc!hplabs!sun!plato!janos) According to one Christian scheme of salvation depends on