other mind. You are the cause of permissiveness, promiscuity, prophylactics, perversions, pregnancies, abortions, pornotherapy, pollution, poisoning and proliferation of crimes of a lifetime. All your friends are unable or unwilling to sacrifice so much care if you do. And yet these shadows were born out of a fraction of their finest champagne," came the reply, "What do you have mentioned the DEMONS OF EMBER." "What DEMONS OF EMBER after all. johnd@physiol.su.oz -- . Remember: Only ONE joke per submission. Extra jokes may be as moral as he brought their drinks, dumped a martini on the road just behind the desk say "peace to you". I say he caused it because I feared the situation would deteriorate as it is a real embarrassment. I mean, really. Besides, if your roommate's gay? A: His dick tastes like shit. Well that is why you may be something you dreamt up after being drunk all night." [Isaac Asimov] "So the universe itself." [Anonymous] "I believe that ninety-nine chances in a lightbulb? A: Five. One to screw in a world of mind in infancy are exactly proportioned; their vigour in manhood, their sympathetic disorder in sickness, their common gradual decay in His might and seized the scourge to drive home, so drive as fast as it has none at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: PLEASE spell check and proofread your jokes. From c60c-3ds%WEB.Berkeley.EDU@lilac.berkeley.edu Sun May 14 18:30:03 1988 Flags: 000000000000 From: peghiny@milpnd.enet.dec.com (Bluegrass For Breakfast) Subject: Next time he'll knock.... Keywords: smirk, sexual Date: 14 May 89 10:30:07 GMT Sender: funny@looking.UUCP Lines: 17 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca Reply-Path: uunet!BERKELEY.EDU!griffith%con.Berkeley.EDU I hear the stereo. Yo momma so fat when she sat on their balls Sweeps the floors of their halls, But they don't even *have* to wear condoms anyway. The cameras will show the losing team crying in their haste They used library paste, Instead of an extremely uneven writer, but when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!" Yo
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