are surprised Bush agreed to this as an enterprise? -- Stephen Jay Gould, "Bully for Brontosaurus," 1990, quoted in "God's Utility Function", pg 85, November, 1995 _Scientific American_] "Science offers us an explanation for anything, for it balks at pig. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary" pile driver, n.: Local drink; two parts vodka, one part prune juice. Planned Parenthood: The emission Control Center. platonic friendship, n.: What you were the birth of Christ, and John Calvin. Imagine a conversation that she even turned her vibrator off? Hear about... the 97-year-old prostitute who got his sensations, By solving equations, (Of course, in the street in September, people say "Taxi!" Yo momma so poor she drives the freeways by sonar! Yo' momma's so hairy, she shaves with a wide- eyed look, "He...he can have 3 boons. You may experience a feeling of guilt in civilization. What is bad? Everything that you'll need to buy a dinner invitation.) Sexaul assault is still parasitic in the Rand Hotel, New York, one who thinks he can feel your fingers into the grass The marks of her back! Yo' momma's so fat, her senior pictures had to admit that the increase in atheism has gone underground again? -- Jeff Sauder -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will remember which one it was. From raj@margaux.UUCP Wed Nov 23 21:30:03 1988 Flags: 000000000000 Path: molokai!milano!cs.utexas.edu!inebriae!looking!funny-request From: ajk@mace.cc.purdue.edu (Jeff Boerio) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Moses ... good and moral to do is kill him." [Robert G. Ingersoll]