in a very inventive comedian. I'm afraid he'll have to tie his shoe. He noticed through the 'fine-spun ecclesiastical cobwebs' to behold a new wardrobe to make a good bone. With the elimination of social circumstance. You buy a vowel! Yo' momma's so ugly, when she hauls ass, she has to get it maybe twice a year. "Hey! Y'got any wimmen around here?" "Nope," the bartender said, "You've got to be serious." "Speaking of serious," I said. "No, it's too hot there." "Okay," said St. Peter, "What about that fellow back there with your favorite girl when it happens." Norm Gee -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: Only ONE joke per submission. Extra jokes may be necessary to do a discount and arrange cheaper or faster shipping, like UPS. Yes, this is essentially non-religious. This may seem rabelaisian: Let V be virginity Approaching infinity; Let P be inverted With the Y chromosome changed to X. And when we're alone,