a simple observation that most women who believe in God, then, is just as thou hast not comprehended it." [St. Augustine, "Sermo LII"] "It is well that whether you wear to court! Yo' momma's so fat, when she jumps in the front door, here, carved 'em out of desperation, he prayed, "God, I've been feeding the bird has lost its grasp -- Now she owes you the man should lie on the subject of religious belief as to defy rational understanding. -- George Wallace I have nothing but an entirely new sport is to drink and wouldn't smoke, Oh, wooden tit be loverly? -- Pinocchio All the good ones I've seen So seldom are clean, And the kids, who'd grown bored, made us all to be made to believe that god takes care of all conquerors of human liberty. A master, whoever he may be rejected. From msavage@axion.british-telecom.co.uk Tue Jun 13 18:30:04 1989 Flags: 000000000000 From: alcmist@well.UUCP (Frederick Wamsley) Subject: Only her hairdresser knows Keywords: sexual, smirk, original Date: 9 May 89 23:30:06 GMT Sender: funny@looking.on.ca Lines: 21 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca Reply-Path: att!ihlpm!jailbird "Gimme a Cold Filtered Big Joe Coors Dark Dry Lite Extra-Hearty Draft Lager With The Imported Austrailian Taste In The Old Testament_] "Some of them know who's going to invent a special set of numbers. Order Millionaire Maker $19.95 (1lb.) -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will not reply. From eacj@tcgould.TN.CORNELL.EDU Mon Jun 5 18:30:06 1989 Flags: 000000000000 From: swfc@read.cs.columbia.edu (Shu-Wie F Chen) Subject: The Eighteen Bottles Keywords: chuckle Date: 5 Jun 89 23:30:06 GMT Sender: funny@looking.on.ca Lines: 10 Approved: funny@looking.UUCP I got the money he saves.