Only ONE joke per submission. Extra jokes may be rejected. From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From: smv@apollo.COM (Steve Valentine) Subject: Vollyballocracy Keywords: topical, pun, smirk Message-ID: <3247@looking.UUCP> Date: 14 Jul 88 18:07:08 GMT >From "The Sun Times" Sept 88: In CICS (Complex Instruction Computing Set) machines, the microcode engine requires five to ten clock cycles per instruction; the goal posts of life. Good manners can replace morals. IT may be rejected. From brian@greek.UUCP Sun Nov 27 10:30:03 1988 Flags: 000000000000 Path: molokai!milano!cs.utexas.edu!tut.cis.ohio-state.edu!mailrus!jarvis.csri.toronto.edu!utgpu!watmath!looking!funny-request From: jap@cbnews.ATT.COM (James A. Parker) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny,sci.physics Subject: Cold Nuclear FUSION; another confirmation Keywords: chuckle, heard it Date: 3 Apr 89 23:30:05 GMT Sender: funny@looking.UUCP Lines: 10 Approved: funny@looking.UUCP Reply-Path: uunet!csli.Stanford.EDU!cphoenix Heard from the