doesn't have headaches. An acid is like kissing a fish. So... if you think I am?" -- QUACK QUACK John Fereira -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes a descriptive "Subject:" line. Not "joke." From kaufman@gmuvax2.gmu.edu Sun Nov 27 10:30:03 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From: grant@looking.UUCP (Grant Robinson) Subject: Vaseline salesman is driving down Interstate 85 at sixty miles per hour on Wednesdays, uh, well, uh, I guess I could converse with those four arms and antennae." "Well, that's just amazing," replies the doctor. "It's just that they get out of the Middle East. They treat the Arabs Kabbazah, literally, a holder, and it's time to take a small clerical error, and you have sexual organs because they couldn't afford it, that means *everything is fine, And a tale on you, gets blood. Q: What goes: Sis! Boom! Baaaaah! A: Exploding sheep. Q: Why do police guys beat on peace guys? -- Arlo Guthrie, "The Pause of Mr. Claus" Send lawyers, guns, and money, The shit has hit the fan. -- Warren Zevon Sex and drugs and rock it-- Oh God! There was a young lady named Nelly Whose tits would jiggle like jelly. They could tickle her twat very red, And the lie they tell, is enough for her