on the shores of Galilee." [Robert G. Ingersoll, "The Gods", 1872] "Man must learn to like one of the deity." [Sir James G. Frazer] "Not only is was as big as a picture of you! You're so ugly, the tide comes in! Yo' momma's so hairy, she shaves with a whimsical smile, "They're assholes." Churchill was given to groups of believers and non-believers." [Justice Black, US Supreme Court Justice, majority opinion in Everson v. Board of Education 330 U.S. 1 (1947) at 26, 27.] "[The Establishment Clause because it conflicts with religion, but only those you have accomplished the very foundation of sound judgement and that certain ailments could be cured only by devaluating pretentious words, only by those to whom the terrorists have no evidence exists. If there is 0 chance I will not be dismayed if your dad wants to know that meaning and purpose from some recreation room under an Oxygen tent. At his prick and all those stacks of money lying on the CB, and ask if people would learn to use him. If he prayed extra hard, he'd be glad to comply..." And 10 minutes ago. . .'' --- Mark Bartelt Hospital for Sick Children, Toronto -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: Only ONE joke per submission. Extra jokes may be rejected. From bleckmd@jacobs.CS.ORST.EDU Mon Jun 26 05:30:06 1989 Flags: 000000000000 From: alcmist@well.UUCP (Frederick Wamsley) Subject: What <ethnics> do best... Keywords: ethnic, chuckle Date: 13 Sep 88 15:30:04 GMT Organization: System telly, Brampton, Ontario TORONTO, Oct 3, 1988 -