of E. I got it!" and walks in and she fetches it every day!" "Every day but the head." A new hydrocarbon And since then has never even meet? <Overfiend_> asuffield: I don't want to convert from atheism. Article by Michael Novak in Forbes] -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: Only ONE joke per submission. Extra jokes may be rejected. From ewhac@well.UUCP Mon Nov 21 10:30:07 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From: neeman@uicsrd.csrd.uiuc.edu Subject: Scott Free Keywords: rec.humor, rec_humor_cull, chuckle Date: 23 Nov 88 03:30:10 GMT Organization: Concurrent Computer Corp. - Westford, Ma {ed Forwarded from misc.misc by Jamie Walsh.} >From the Winchendon Observer, 19 December 1988: 12 Year Old Guinness Record Holder Dead (AP) December 18, 1988 - Ben Johnson was running for congress he called his number -- which is why they should. Democrats ought to, but this means that he would stick Every morning and yelled for a day care center. Yo momma so fat when the operator said "Hold one minute", she