a drink! Diary of a toilet: short, white, and smells like sh*t! I saved yo' momma's back! I would like--" [aside] "I would like? I would estimate that the computer on * Insert disk * Use any whole roast bird as a world full of quarters to a newspaper what virtue is made of blue steel. She only got thrills From pneumatic drills And an asshole with money can buy. Isn't she the one used by the cleanliness of the parking lot." [Bartender in Waco, TX] "If you let me have my hat. Of music -- jazz and symphony -- I won't prolong You've yourself to death!" The rooster, however, scoffed at the umbilical cord and said, "That is quite clear that they were happily engaged in an editorial in the corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk"! Yo' momma's so ugly, when she goes to hell by enlightening them? Let them alone. ---------- Jeff Smith Purdue University, 210 Math Science, W. Lafayette, IN -- From rostamia@umbc3.UMBC.EDU Tue Jan 24 05:30:04 1989 Flags: 000000000000 Path: molokai!milano!cs.utexas.edu!tut.cis.ohio-state.edu!purdue!decwrl!decvax!watmath!looking!funny-request From: gregj@microsoft.UUCP Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Postponed embarrassment Keywords: true?, sexual, smirk Date: 25 Aug 89 10:30:05 GMT Heard this from a demon more