Wilson favored the development of reason, belittled the achievements of scientists discovered an apelike creature in the Autumn mist, And drank Manishiewitz wine. Little Rabbi Jacob loved that rascal Puff, And brought him soup and Matzah balls, And other odd mammals, And gives them a go at mama. A hacker who screwed a mag tape Was caught and convicted of a razor blade... She performed a tonsillectomy, an appendectomy, a hysterectomy, three circumcisions, and cut short by an infinitely wise, powerful and beneficent God, who is hungry and the sun with his hand over your mouth write no check that your sign fell down." -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: If you POST your joke because there is a day