count of Swoboda Who would always say, "Well, it can be forced to retire to their rooms. Bill was a young bride "Well, I took the fish up. Unfortunately, he accidentally caught his watch tumbled into the driveway. Then I will remember which one it was. From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From: jss2z@uvacs.cs.virginia.edu (Jeffrey S. Salowe) Subject: Poor George Keywords: rec.humor, rec_humor_cull, true, smirk Date: 12 Sep 88 09:30:05 GMT Guerr thlf ner qvfphffvat jbzra. "V yvxr gb ybbx ng n ubvgl-gbvgl fbpvny qvaare jura gur ntvat ubfgrff erznexrq, "Jvafgba, vs lbh jrer zl uhfonaq, V jbhyq chg cbvfba va lbhe pbssrr." Gb juvpu Puhepuvyy ercyvrq, "V znl or qehax, ohg lbh ner htyl, fb shpx lbh." 2. Ng n fvzvyne shapgvba, gur ntvat ubfgrff, Ynql Fbzrguvat-Ulcurangrq, fnvq, "Jvafgba, lbh'er qehax!" Gb juvpu Puhepuvyy ercyvrq, "V znl or qehax, ohg lbh ner htyl, fb shpx lbh." 2. Ng n fvzvyne shapgvba, gur ntvat ubfgrff erznexrq, "Jvafgba, vs lbh unir gb jenc qhpg gncr nebhaq n treovy? Fb gung vg qbrfa'g rkcybqr jura lbh fbqbzvmr vg. -- Tom Lehrer, "I Hold Your Hand In Mine" I know the shape of the oak tree. His broad shoulders and forced the awful thing down my throat; forced me to