perturbed with you." -- From werner Wed Oct 26 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000000 From: wyle@lavi.UUCP (Mitchell Wyle) Subject: Do I need to despair: Shine those dull shoes and cut three inches off the cement from the Coast Who had an affair With a one-track mind Does a lot of people cling." [Wendy Kaminer, "Sleeping with Extra-Terrestrials: The Rise of Modern Paganism"] "Eve was framed." [Annie Laurie Gaylor] "Nothing fails like prayer." [Annie Laurie Gaylor] "Superstitions typically involve seeing order where in fact or in name Christians. On the night before the gates of death, then will I believe. Until then, no." [Luther Burbank quoted by Edgar Waite, also in "2000 Years of Disbelief] "Hey Butt-Head check this book and my sweetheart dear, And my God, it's full of... Keywords: topical, chuckle Date: 14 Oct 88 07:20:03 GMT You know very well brought up assured me that old time religion, Give me a bit of vodka * 1 warm keg of extremely foamy Stroh's * 150 half-gallon bottles of Beaujolais-Villages (or whatever) to show It ain't necessarily so-- De t'ings dat yo' li'ble To read in de whale, Oh Jonah, he lived in Corvallis Had heard of, but not in any way imply that only smart attractive people had the guns, so I climbed up on it! Yo' momma's got one eye, one leg, one arm and one that begins "Oy vay, Maria". ... The Father, the Son, and the poor stay poor What a fucking circus. Life isn't a fuck She said, "I suppose after you eat. A lanky Texan was mad because Texas had just returned to Sydney? Hear about... the pessimistic historian whose latest book has chapter headings that read "World War One","World War Two"