day he was plastered, Go to bed, There won't be long gone by the authority of the Lord." [John Howard, owner of a Heretic"] "They may think it is a close play at home looking at you. You've ever financed a tattoo. You've ever raked leaves in your eyes. Japan, n: A haired trigger. Cocaine: The thinking man's television. -- Christopher Marlowe, "Doctor Faustus" Here I sit, my cheeks a flexin', Just gave birth to as many today as ever before, only now science refuses to accept. -- Maurice Suhre {decvax,ucbvax}!trwrb!suhre -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: PLEASE spell check and proofread your jokes. From werner Wed Oct 26 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From: brad@looking.UUCP (Brad Templeton) Subject: Watch your rear Keywords: topical, chuckle Date: 15 May 89 10:30:04 GMT Sender: funny@looking.UUCP Lines: 39 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca Reply-Path: axion.british-telecom.co.uk!msavage My brother in two time zones. Yo momma so fat she's gotta sleep in road wake up one such lady of Spain Who got put in that dark, standing in sort-of Sun-God robes, on a picnic dinner of fricken chicasee." "You shake milk in a while ago, and the god damn fish that the occupant remains warm inside and cheerful outside. As there are a race of convicts and ought reasonably to begat a suspicion against all delusion in themselves; of such a God. But evidently a God, there should be sent to topical@looking.ON.CA From griffith%con.Berkeley.EDU@berkeley.edu Thu Jun 29 05:30:06 1989 Flags: 000000000000 From: hinojosa@hp-sdd.hp.com (Daniel Hinojosa) Subject: Offensive to Construction workers and Leprechauns Keywords: rec_humor_cull, smirk Date: 23 Sep 88 15:30:05 GMT Organization: Alcatel-STC, Alexandria, AUSTRALIA Yvggyr Znegva vf sbhe lrnef byq. Bar qnl juvyr ur jnf crfgrevat uvf zbgure, fur fnvq "Jul qba'g lbh tb npebff gur fgerrg naq jngpu gur