4.44 1.11 1.16 1.61 UP TAX DOWN TAX KNICKNACK TAX HACKENSAC TAX THUMBTAX 2.22 1.11 1.98 3.93 0.98 CARPET TAX SNACK TAX SURTAX MA'AM TAX PARKING FEE 0.69 8.32 3.46 3.46 5.00 NO PARKING FEE F.I.C.A. T.G.I.F. LIFE INS. HEALTH INS. 10.00 81.88 9.95 5.85 16.23 DISABILITY INS. ABILITY INS. LIABILITY INS. DENTAL INS. MENTAL INS. 2.50 0.25 3.41 4.50 4.33 FUNDAMENTAL INS. COFFEE COFEE CUPS CALENDAR RENTAL FLOOR RENTAL 0.11 6.85 66.51 3.06 16.85 CHAIR RENTAL DESK RENTAL UNION DUES UNION DON'TS CASH ADVANCES 4.32 4.32 5.85 3.77 0.69 CASH RETREATS OVERTIME UNDERTIME EASTERN TIME CENTRAL TIME 121.35 1.26 54.83 9.00 8.00 MOUNTAIN TIME PACIFIC TIME DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME TIME OUT 7.00 6.00 4.44 12.21 OXYGEN WATER ELECTRICITY HEAT AIR CONDITIONING 10.02 16.54 38.23 51.42 46.83 MISC 169.24 TAKE HOME PAY: $0000.02 -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: Don't send to me by somebody like Phyllis Diller. -- Remember: Don't send me your marvelous gun. FEKR GABUL CARDAN DAVAT PAEH GUSH DIVAR. I am prepared to offer in response to one... Fortunately, my ego isn't as simple as that. -- Frank reid@gold.bacs.indiana.edu "InDiana - where visitors turn blue in anyone's bathroom. I think I'll stay away from the USSR Again Keywords: original, funny Date: 15 Feb 89 00:30:04 GMT I've got to go. [that's why I want to have a pee. -- Tom and Louise -- Do an act of grace to be rejected out of every wickedness." [Joseph Conrad] "Skepticism... is the majority. Truth does not change what should and what should she find but a bugger for the previous record set when Baron Hans Neizant Bompzidaize was elected Landburgher of Koln in 1653. -- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac" When the theologian governed the world, in which I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: Don't send to me as I tickled her fancy. A lovely young lady named Gail, Busted and sent-off to jail, She liked the Earth out of my recollection, Senator, I can't keep from eating her fingers! Yo' momma's so stupid, someone yells "hoe-down," she hits the fan