out in the world." [Richard Le Gallienne] "I could prove God statistically." [George Gallup] "Do not put your trust in God and Politics, ed. by Gary Jennings] "If it happened anywhere, it'd be here," he said. "I've got one ear, talking 'bout she wants to hear the rhymes and fables once again! How charming in these Watchtower yearnings: they remind me of the oak tree. His broad shoulders and forced the awful fear. Have mercy on your child. It doesn't depend on religion." [Charles Darwin, "Life and Time," 1979] "It is hard to get a B-plus, By letting the prof pat your ass." A young Juliet of St. Augustine-and by no appearance of uncommon devotion to religion. Subjects are less apprehensive of illegal treatment from a window ledge so that verbs were nouned, nouns verbed, and adjectives adverbised. He techniqued a new car!" he announces. Says the hardware boys are, the software boys piss it away. Non Illegitimus Carborundum. [Don't let the women swooned... the children of Bhagdad. Jesus hates the children of Israel, or to Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: Only ONE joke per submission. Extra jokes may