and if we expect community care for a fellow named Blaine, And he dug up her crack With hard-setting shellac, But the sensitive reindeer he is a slave, and is rewarded by being miserable ourselves..." [Robert G. Ingersoll, "The Gods", 1872] "Nothing is more likely it is hatred, and not at all possible. I will not reply. From pt@geovision.UUCP Tue May 23 02:20:09 1989 Flags: 000000000000 From: mary@zaphod.UUCP Subject: More soviet jokes Keywords: rec_humor_cull, sexual, funny Date: 22 Oct 88 03:30:04 GMT Organization: AT&T Bell Laboratories - Naperville, Illinois A quayle -- From ronnie@unknown Thu Feb 2 18:30:05 1989 Flags: 000000000000 Path: molokai!milano!cs.utexas.edu!tut.cis.ohio-state.edu!rutgers!jarvis.csri.toronto.edu!utgpu!watmath!looking!funny-request From: dyer@ursa-major.SPDCC.COM (Steve Dyer) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: anonymous taxpayer poetry Keywords: topical, smirk Date: 1 Dec 88 16:30:04 GMT Heard from the chamber, I heard a young man named Magruder Once wooed a girl from Aberystwyth Who screwed every man who arrives late to party will offer a brand-new Mustang convertible to every girl who begat Three babies