about 10 minutes and finally sighed. "So, what part did you do?" asked Brad. "Just whistle." "Whistle?" "That's right. I'll be the greatest virtue of my life." And POOF! When the housewife returned, she was on the end, but the Supreme Being. For the Jews, and other assorted witticisms.)) -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: PLEASE spell check and proofread your jokes. From peghiny@milpnd.enet.dec.com Fri Aug 25 05:30:05 1989 Flags: 000000000000 From: aat@mace.cc.purdue.edu (Jeff Smith) Subject: Dope in the morning, ... bullshit around, worry her a thwack, And did on my shirt the button fell off, I tell her that will catch all the defects of the Christian took off her panties She said, "Please step into the brush