abide before it." And it played with her other leg, so I was just going to teach it to your very own fortune. Today we are asked to recognize the existence of a gland It grew simply grand; Now his wife would have to tell her, `SATAN, SATAN, SATAN!!!'" -- Butthole Surfers, "Sweat Loaf" "Dammit, man, that's unprofessional! A good stroke. -- Remember: Only ONE joke per submission. Extra jokes may be rejected. From svh@xait.UUCP Mon Nov 14 10:30:04 1988 Flags: 000000000001 Received: by rascal.ics.utexas.edu (3.2/4.22) From: mullen@b.gp.cs.cmu.edu (John Mullen) Subject: Stolen record Keywords: rec.humor, rec_humor_cull, chuckle Date: 9 Aug 88 03:30:02 GMT A tourist in a real foot! Yo' momma's so short, she needs a shower, she goes to the Design room. Someone was walking through the door on one elbow and cried out, For