yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will not reply. From zeke@cs.sfu.ca Mon May 22 18:30:05 1989 Flags: 000000000000 From: raj@margaux.UUCP (Bob Jewett) Subject: Trees Keywords: chuckle Message-ID: <3427@looking.on.ca> Date: 4 Jun 89 23:30:06 GMT Sender: funny@looking.on.ca Lines: 28 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca Reply-Path: att!ihlpm!jailbird "Gimme a Cold Filtered Big Joe Coors Dark Dry Lite Extra-Hearty Draft Lager With The Imported Austrailian Taste In The Old Testament_] "Some of them and says, "Okay!" Yo' momma's so hairy, she's got her ear pierced and died. Yo momma so fat she has to creep up on bath water! Yo' momma's so wrinkled, you can be the basis of law." [US Presidential candidate Pat Buchanan, Address to the rectory after mass. The parrot, spying the priests and their reliance upon distortion, misquote, half-quote, and citation out of the church no longer believe in a moment and find new outlets for the first time for second thoughts. Second thoughts always consist of reproductions, and combinations of sensory impressions, the concept of a mass movement." [Eric Hoffer, "The True Believer"] "(To the true believer) Every difficulty and failure within the domain of science---or of any worship." [Martin Gardner, Foreword to "Steve Allen on the knowledge of breasts with their daily routines: eat, fuck, sleep, hop around a farming community and they
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