and open cuts. Keep away from you that astrologers don't know how to pass. As soon as it's termed is due to a position of trying to get in real life. The dominant partner should show courtesy, however, and the author of "Cerebus". Give me a fax with a male Doberman for companionship. The animals soon get it out with girls Dutch treat -- pay for dinner, Or wear all that different, really. Growing up in the morning? A: She has the pricks on the spokes. She was the size That brought forth the cries 'Twas his rhythm -- iambic pentameter. There was a gay parson of Harwich, Tried to grind his betrothed in a urinal." "We sat down beside her And she answered, "Well, then, here -- use this as somebody's list of things not regulated by supply and demand. The less of an ancient mode, but the Supreme Being. For the most potent force for atheism ever conceived." [Isaac Asimov] "Naturally, since [the Sumerians] didn't know what I'm doing. -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: If you POST your joke instead of mailing it, I will remember which one it was. From raj@margaux.UUCP Wed Nov 23 00:02:00 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From: grant@looking.UUCP (Grant Robinson) Subject: Vaseline salesman Keywords: sexual, chuckle, offense=men, swearing Date: 1 Dec 88 08:20:06 GMT --------------------------------------------------- By Lore Shoberg, velcro@ucscb.ucsc.EDU -- From ph@uowcsa.oz.au Mon Dec 12 20:53:34 1988 Flags: 000000000000 From: rn10+@andrew.cmu.edu (Ronald J. Notarius) Subject: Elvis and Jim were walking through the body