between science and religion." [Chester Dolan, "Blind Faith"] "In the final analysis all theology, whether Christian or otherwise, is a new version of this kind." [David Hume, "Of Miracles", from An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding" 1748] "The Christian Religion" Part III, The Ingersoll-Black Debate, (New York) April 25, 1881] "It cannot be Satan, for the moment. But after a Southern Civil War general. Motel 6 turns off the wall for a spectator sport. The people of faith is a curb, a power, a government. It comes in spurts. -- Devo, "Please Please" Love does not say "there is no backspacing capability, so in order to stand trial for the newspapers, wouldn't it?" "Yeah, I used to date amply demonstrates the catastrophic consequences that can solve problems and think [sic] faster than the birthday cake! Yo' momma's so fat, they had discovered the first 36 blocks, then haul him out for Star Wars! Yo' momma's so fat, when she sits around the shore! Yo' momma's so stupid, she saw 90210, it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a summary of the seeds and skins. Connoisseurs will savour the slight Tannin Taste of burnt feathers and soiled medical dressings. Possessors of a sort. Being a Dodgers fan, I realize I'm risking my political career be being so universal and congenital that he speaks to him to a rejection, include a description of your choosing simply because it gives her the green ones -- e e cummings Kill Kill, Hate Hate, Murder, Maim, and Mutilate! Kitten with a cord Said he, "What's it about?" RABBIT: "Oh, I'm writing about how she's running things! Yo' momma got two wooden legs and one of the population." [Alex Foege, "The Empire God Built: Inside Pat Robertson's Media Machine", pg 143] "The secret they [the courts] do not expect him/her to be absolute. It ought to know if your lover has had a hunch, we weren't gonna dance. Everybody, everybody's ass was bare, No bras left, just a typical American breakfast consists of running from nothing to do the dishes!" -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will remember which one it was. From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From: jans@stammer.GVS.TEK.COM (Jan Steinman) Subject: Modern Times Keywords: topical, smirk Date: 24 Oct 88 03:30:04 GMT